September 25th, 2008
Everyone is up my ass about “Where are the birthday party pictures?” and “Did you put in an order for that walker yet? Har har.” and “Why can’t you just post the party pictures on your blog already? Is it because you are suffering from macular degeneration and dementia because you’re like, really old?”
Look, I’ve been busy, ok? Also, I didn’t FEEL like it and we all know how I don’t like doing things that I don’t want to do.
michelle lights the candles. so many candles. look at her laughing.
my friends understand me

usa proposes a toast as i gesticulate
stacy, bill’s arms, scotty.
gary & janet

me and jess get ready for the party at chez rocker
justine & alexandra
kristen, kaylyn & gary
mario & me.
nina & dave
jamie, sara & paul
me & kristen
jaco & vashon are badasses
linda, me and joey

kaylyn, fannius & shea.

mish & pinky
It was an amazing party, needless to say. There were so many people in that room that I genuinely love, it was a bit overwhelming. Thank you, sexy people. You made me the happiest girl in the whole wide world.
xok
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March 10th, 2008
Miley was the featured performer at the Houston Rodeo and Livestock show last night so the whole lot of us - band, dancers and crew- got together again to put on a show for 74,000 people. Billy Ray joined the band for 2 songs while Hannah changed into Miley and absolutely brought the house down. If you had told me 6 months ago (or ever, for that matter) that I would be two steppin’ and singing backup vocals on Achy Breaky Heart I would have, um… I have no idea what I would have done but it would have seemed unlikely. Now that the absurd scenario has become reality, I will state for the record that it was totally awesome.
Rodeos are kind of weird if you don’t mind my saying so. After our 3 hour sound check (grr…) I took care of what I needed to in a hurry so I could get back and watch the cowboys riding the bulls.We had plum position from our backstage area, which literally put us within spitting distance of the riders and animals. The cowboys were looking sharp with crisp shirts tucked perfectly into brand spankin’ new dungarees. Top that look with a sweet cowboy hat, some well-worn boots and a lasso and I turned into a drooling fan girl. Who knew? Needless to say, I was giddy to see the guys do their thing, which I was guessing would involve riding and then getting thrown off of a very strong and scary beast. Yum! The first guy came out of gate on a turbo charged horse. But hold on a second, he’s chasing a calf who is running for his life to get away. What the…?? Within 20 seconds, the cowboy had lassoed the calf by his neck, an action that jerked the calf’s body violently and slowed him down enough so that the cowboy was able to leap from the speeding horse and wrestle the calf to the ground where he tied the hind legs together and threw his arms into the air to stop the clock. The little calf just laid there helplessly until he was untied and led back to the cattle area. I started bawling. What a buzzkill. I watched this same scene unfold about a half dozen more times before I shuffled back to the dressing room all woebegone. I ended up missing the bucking broncos and stuff. Meh.
The good news? Anyone can be a sexy cowboy with the proper acoutrements! You can buy everything you need right there at a rodeo. One need not wrastle one single calf, either.
vashon, i do declare!

Our stage was a huge disc that spun like a carousel. Not slow either. The stage would do 3 revolutions in one direction and then stop with a lurch to begin turning the other way. One of the stage hands told me that the clunkiness of the turning experience was due to the fact that the stage was built a long time ago and was operated by a guy using little more than bathtub knobs to control the thing.
Yee haw! It was great seeing everyone. Can’t wait to do it again real soon.
margaritas are tastier in texas

xok
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