Ladies Only.
As the summer draws to a close I would simply like to say that it’s about time. We have officially run out of things to do with Zoe & Henry. I am exhausted and possibly in need of a liver transplant from the endless bbqs and pool parties. I am leaping for joy that school starts on Wednesday so I can resume my more regimented and only somewhat excessive life.
I would be remiss if I did not mention, however, that we have had such a blast this year and I can’t help but reflect on my charmed fate since relocating to Los Angeles. One of the biggest reasons for this is due to the friendships that I have developed since I’ve been here. Over the last 5 years I have made the best girlfriends that I’ve ever had and I am regularly awed by what they bring to my life, both in silliness and seriousness. It’s like being in high school all over again but without the torment and and crushing insecurity. It’s like Bizarro World high school!
Carol decided to hold Isabel and Kate’s birthday party in a limo the other day, because that’s how we do. We all screamed along to the new Jonas Brothers and Miley CDs and popped into Robano’s in Toluca Lake for an awesome pizza party. What could be more funner than spending the afternoon with my MILFAS and their girlies?
world’s greatest moms
happy birthday kj & miz iz!
One morning last week, I groggily poured myself a cup of coffee and sat down in front of my computer to begin my day as I always do with a cruise around Huffington Post. One of the top headlines was something about “Fourth American Idol Judge. Meet Kara!” along with a picture of my good friend Kara DioGuardi. Ummm…WHAT???!!
I have already created a position for myself as Kara’s Personal Assistant In Matters Only Relating To American Idol (KPAIMORTAI) and I am hopeful that I will be able to begin my new job as soon as I can force Kara to understand how necessary such a position is in her new career. I mean, who’s gonna announce her a arrival to the set each day by tossing rose petals under her feet and conducting the horns? That helicopter is not gonna fly itself, either. And whom, if not I, is going to instruct the riff raff to not address unless addressed nor make direct eye contact with America’s new household name? There is only one person to meet these challenges and that person is me.
Kara’s sexy man, Mike threw her an impromptu party last night to celebrate her return from the first round of auditions. Again, more of my favorite girly-os were on hand to toast Ms. Thing.
me, mish, kara, janet
We’re heading over to Brian & Cindy Malouf’s house for the final BBQ of the summer and a fitting start to the new school year.
xok