I Am Therefore I Twitter
Is it possible for one to more absolutely prove their relentless self absorption than by having one of these?? I say this because I do have one and I feel very up my own ass as a result.
Twitter. As a noun it seems cute as in “I just joined Twitter”. But when you use it as a verb as in “I am twittering more often than Mike Schmid these days” it sounds kind of dirty. Maybe that won’t be such a problem as I have just discovered that the correct usage of Twitter as a verb is “Tweeting”. If you go back to your original Latin text of Virgil’s “Aeneid”, I believe you will find that tweeting is derived from the first person singular of the indicative active present. Oh, first conjugation, of course - LOL! But I didn’t need to tell YOU that…
Want to see my Twitter? Shit, I just disproved my initial point. Oh, well.
- xok