Chardonnay Swilling Liberal Elitists.
It appears that many of us find Barack Obama just delightful! In fact, earlier this evening Conroy & I poured ourselves the finest California Chard that Long’s Drug had to offer, gathered around the old teedle vee and just enjoyed the heck out of everything Presid..oops! Senator Obama had to say as he gave his parting oration at the Democratic National Convention. If I didn’t know any better, I would have thought that I was watching God himself, but we liberal elitists know that such occult beliefs are absurd distractions, meant to soothe and sedate a lesser form of humanity than ours. But just for fun, let’s characterize his appearance as God-esque! He was simply marvelous. That is all I am trying to express.
That Mr. Obama really knows how to get the audience going and gosh darn it, we would really like to see a man of such bold charisma and clear intellectual superiority be the President. He reminds me of the commanding Chalupa Gordito, conductor of the Machu Picchu Philharmonic (where we had the most amusing holiday a few years back on the advice of our dear friends, Howard Zinn and Al Franken) or some rockstar - like The Bono!
Our only hope is that those inconsiderate Republicans don’t come after Mr. Obama and besmirch his upstanding character, because that would be terribly disappointing to us and could also ruin his chances to do something really terrific with our fine country, The United States Of America!
pass the fucking grey poupon, mr. cheney. now.
* photo credit: zoe mabel
xok
August 28th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
can i just say, i love the fucking photo credit.
i also adore your daughter, so… either way.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Pip pip tallyho, Kathleen. What an astute and erudite recollection of the fine evening. Indeed, and without being loquacious, I felt as though that was not so much a speech as it was a symphony. Even Pat Buchanan - PAT BUCHANAN - was enthralled by it. Which means for the first time ever I can say, “Conroy agrees with Pat Buchanan.”
August 29th, 2008 at 7:21 am
I was taught in elementary school that the President is really just a spokeperson for the country. I think that if Obama is elected, he would be very good at that!