Kay Hanley

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Who do you think you are?  It’s not my responsibility to be all “Look at me!  Look at me!!”  all the time.  Yes, I get it.  I am a fascinating person and you want to be updated every single time I do the totally interesting things that I do every moment of the ever loving day.  But you know what?  Your petty, voyeuristic needs are crushing my spirit and thus my interestingness.  That’s right.  I am officially boring.  I have nothing to say for myself.  Thanks a lot, assholes.

 

I’m sorry I said that just now.  I actually love you a great deal.  And because of that, I would like to leave you with this. My last blog post of 2008.  I think.  But I just borrowed my friend’s charger to power up my old camera (thus i have one now. aw, yes…) and Santa brought us Rock Band for our Wii so heaven knows I just may have to pummel you with an assload of info over the next few days.  Or not.  We’ll see.  Whatever.  

 

The point is:  Aren’t we all Kevin Bacon in Footloose at one time or another?  

 

 

  

 

xok 

11 Responses to “It’s Not Me, It’s You.”

  1. Amy Says:

    The best thing about your blogs, Kay, is that it always sounds like you’re talking to me.

    And so, believe that I am talking to you when I say you’re pretty damn interesting despite any beliefs you may have otherwise. ;) I mean, who needs a video game when you’re a ~real rock star…?

  2. stacythegirl Says:

    At one time or another?!

    Bitch, please. I’m Kevin Bacon in Footloose… ALWAYS

  3. Boston NiteOwl Says:

    I have to agree with Amy,
    You rock our world, and keep us thinking.
    You show Us (All 13 of us haha) different sides to Issues.
    Your More than a Rocker ! Or a writer, Your Funny and human.
    I think everyone here enjoys reading the events on your life path.
    And in some way take something away from your posts.
    Yes you can yell at us, and call us names, but in the end we know
    your saying it with a degree of thought/ understanding / & love.

    We’re moving into a new year, where everyone’s life path will
    have some kind of challenge / heart ache / or change.
    I wish You and your family all the best of things in the year to come.
    And if we are all to be Like Kevin Bacon, then so be it ! :)

    Seasons Greetings
    ~NiteOwl~

  4. USA Mike Says:

    Even Bret McKenzie is Kevin Bacon when he’s mad.

  5. StellaArtoo Says:

    Best of the new year to you and yours, Kay. Glad to see you are a Nintendo fan as well! Congrats on a wonderful year and all the best to you in ‘09!

  6. cleokid Says:

    We can’t help that your life is more exciting then ours. :). I bet 2009 is going to be hard to top 2008 for you!

  7. sTeVeH Says:

    Aww, Kay, we may not hang on every word you say/type/scream, but we hang on at least everyother or everythird. We’re on our Wii training wheels right now & my wife and 7 yr old son are kicking my ass on Guitar Hero World Tour. Disappointed there’s no KH or LTC. Have a great New Year!

  8. WeeLaura Says:

    For the record, Kay, I do hang on every word you say/type/scream. But in a superfan/thinks you rule/hero worship kinda way, not a temporary/restraining/order kinda way. Also I have absolutely no life, so. But that doesn’t diminish how rock you are, Wii or no Wii. Keep showing us grasshoppers the way of the cool in 2009 and beyond. And we, in turn, will do our best to always, sometimes Be the Bacon.

  9. Mark Says:

    As much as you love attention, you’d think you would be more famous.

  10. Kay Says:

    Mark, you pose an interesting quandary. My guess is that it’s because I’m a hack.

  11. Sara Says:

    Rock on, Kay! If I was in a position to do it, I’d make sure you were in Paramount’s new “Footloose” (with Zac Efron??). P.S. love the new site!

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