Kay Hanley

The Best Opening Lyrics Ever (pt 1)

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

- How Soon Is Now?  The Smiths 

 

You were working as a waitress at a cocktail bar when I met you.

- Don’t You Want Me Baby?  Human League  

 

Am I the manager or am I not?

- Am I The Manager Or Am I Not?  Centro-Matic

 

 In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream.

- Born To Run  Bruce Springsteen   

 

She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean.     *ed. note: um, eww? 

- You Shook Me All Night Long   AC/DC

 

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.

- Somewhere Over The Rainbow   Dorothy 

 

What’s with these homeys dissing my girl?

- Buddy Holly  Weezer 

 

We were lovers, we were kissers, we were holders of hands we were make-believers.

- I’m Still In Love  The Stills 

 

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.  Cocaine.

- Feel Good Hit Of The Summer   QOTSA

 

Her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in fake plastic earth.

- Fake Plastic Trees  Radiohead 

 

I’m realizing now that this task is utterly insane.  I could sit here for hours and still keep thinking of more and more songs with amazing opening lyrics.  Feh.  So yes, I know this list is incomplete but the sunshine awaits and I must go bask in its glorious rays.  I ain’t even gonna wear no sunscreen neither.  Check me out, living recklessly.

 

Daylight savings is retarded.  I don’t like it.

 

 -xok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

23 Responses to “The Best Opening Lyrics Ever (pt 1)”

  1. Casey Cotter Says:

    The opening line to ‘Buddy Holly’ is fantastic, and I love that you even put ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ in there. Rarely is it given the credit it deserves.

  2. sander Says:

    I’ve always liked Joe Henry’s: “Somehow I wound up with the keys//guess it’s my turn to close”

  3. Melanie Rose Says:

    love this. lol it made me smile.

  4. El furioso Says:

    I declare shenanigans. You only picked USA Mike’s idea because you two are bumpin uglies. Give us less song lyrics and give us more hilarious Kay Hanley material. Or rants, those are good too. But only hilarious rants.

  5. VDO Vault Says:

    I’d definitely put Human League on my list…some others (and yes you could do this for hours on end & not run out of cool opening lyrics

    You’ve got a reputation, for breaking some hearts. No it’s not imagination, it’s just a little spark -That Thing You Do, Dwight Twilley

    Troubled heart, troubled head, you’ve got me so crazy I think I’d be
    better off dead -Troubled Heart, The Rubinoos

    Though it’s me that’s on fire, not this cigarette, I was stabbed in the back by that young suffragette -Someone To Talk To, The Police

    Well say you’ve decided on a killing, first you make a stone of your heart, and if you find that your hands are so willing, then you can turn a murder into are -Murder By Numbers, The Police

    You’ve made my soul a burning fire, you’re getting to be my one desire, you’re getting to be all that matters to me -All I Do, Stevie Wonder

    Don’t wanna believe what they’re telling me but somebody’s been picking in my cherry tree, don’t wanna mistrust nobody by mistake, but I can tell someone’s been digging ’round in my cake -I Ain’t Gonna Stand For It, Stevie Wonder

    Take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one I’ve got, not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot -Breakfast In America, Supertramp

    He walked the street to the corner liquor store, got some cigarettes and wine and he backed out the door, it didn’t work out quite like he thought it would, now he’s back page news down in the neighborhood -Boom, Boom, Boom The Iguanas

    Another sigh with no regrets, more coins inside her hands, one time own respect, near mercernary she stands Dum Dum Girl, Talk Talk

    See those trees, bend in the wind, I feel they’ve got a lot more sense than me, you see I try to resist -Rubberband Girl, Kate Bush

    I used to travel in the shadows, and I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you
    But now I am a man and I know that there’s no time to waste, there’s too much to lose -A Girl Like You, The Smithereens

    Won’t you take me back to school, I need to learn the golden rule, won’t you lay it on the line, I need to hear it just one more time -The Voice, The Moody Blues

    If I had a mind to, I wouldn’t want to think like you, and if I had time to, I wouldn’t want to talk to you, Whoa oh oh, I don’t care what you do, I wouldn’t want to be like you -I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You, The Alan Parsons Project

    Looking out a dirty old window, down below the cars in the city go rushing by, I sit here alone and I wonder why -Kids In America, Kim Wilde

    You better run, you better hide, you better lock your house and keep the kids inside, here come the twentieth century’s latest scam, he’s a half-a-boy and half-a-man -Half A Boy And Half a Man, Nick Lowe

    Well the bride looks a picture in the gown that her mama wore, when she was married herself nearly twenty-seven years before, they had to change the style a little but it looked just fine, stayed up all night but they got it finished just in time -I Knew The Bride (When She Used To Rock & Roll), Nick Lowe

    I was dreaming of the past and my heart was beating fast, I began to lose control, I began to lose control, I didn’t mean to hurt you, I didn’t mean to make you cry, I didn’t mean to hurt you, I’m just a jealous guy -Jealous Guy, Little Jimmy Scott

    Love don’t give no compensation, love don’t pay no bills, love don’t give no indication, love just won’t stand still -Love Kills, Freddie Mercury

    Who you gonna run to when you’re running low, where you gonna run to, no one ever knows, and there’s a sadness in your style, an empty room behind your smile -One Day At A Time, The Knack

    I was a rebel from the day I left school, grew my hair long and broke all the rules -Get A Haircut, George Thorogood

    Now here I am again in this mean old town and you’re so far away from me -So Far Away, Dire Straits

    Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time -1979, Smashing Pumpkins

    Miracle of miracles, look what the night dragged in, it’s a pocket full of misery and trouble on the wind -Don’t Ask Me Why, Eurythmics

    I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis -Honky Tonk Woman, The Rolling Stones

  6. VDO Vault Says:

    Damn I screwed one up

    Well say you’ve decided on a killing, first you make a stone of your heart, and if you find that your hands are so willing, then you can turn a murder into art -Murder By Numbers, The Police

  7. VDO Vault Says:

    And one other to fix

    Another sigh with no regrets, more coins inside her hands, one time to own respect, near mercenary she stands Dum Dum Girl, Talk Talk

  8. Don Drennon Says:

    “Dear God-hope you got the letter and, I pray-you make it better down here.” XTC-Dear God

  9. Tizzy79 Says:

    Don Drennon, that whole song is one of my all time favorites ever. Thanks for the remind.

    Love this post, btw, Kay!

  10. Nomah # 5 Says:

    My favs from your solo work:
    “like a grade school valentine, my heart is asking and aching all the time” From Faded Dress

    “it’s criminal how you crawl out so pristine such a happy bunny living in a sad machine” From It Hurts

    From LTC:
    Just living on a Sunday morning,got my toast and tea and I’m warm and I just thought I’d think about.” Here and Now

    “I guess it’s been awhile and a long time too. Everything’s still the same and so are you.
    From Awake

    10 Other Favs:
    1.“Load Up The Guns, Bring Your Friends” From Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
    2 “Thinkin of a master plan” From Paid in Full by Rakim
    3. “Bay, baby, baby Whats it gonna be? Baby, baby, baby Is it him or is it me?” From Beautiful Ones by Prince
    4. “You look so fine, I want to break your heart, And give you mine” From You Look So Fine By Garbage
    5. You must remember this A kiss is just a kiss. From As Time Goes By Written by Herman Hupfeld
    6. Don’t Call It A Come Back, I’ve Been here for years” from Mama Said Knock You Out by L.L. Cool J
    7. “ I think I did it again, I made you believe we’re more then just friends” From Oops I Did It Again By Britney Spears (Max Martin)
    8. With so much drama in the L.B.C. Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g” From Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg
    9. In The Time Of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey From Beck’s Loser
    10. “Welcome To The Jungle We Got Fun and Games” From Welcome To The Jungle by GNR (bonus points for being the first lines of the album)

    k. I will stop now before my OCD kicks in and this list goes up to a 1000.

  11. John Bierly Says:

    “There’s nothing so loud as hearing when we lie. The truth is not kind, and you’ve said neither am I.” Toad the Wet Sprocket. Whoa.

  12. Matt Thorsen Says:

    Outside another yellow moon punched a hole through the nightime
    Tom Waits, downtown train

    You take the skyway, high above that busy little one way. In my stupid hat and gloves I lay awake, wondering if I’ll sleep.
    Paul Westerberg

    Kids are loud and laced with neon, babyfaces bounce and fall
    Rick Berlin - Rock and Roll Romance

    On certain sundays in November, when the weather bothers me, I empty drawers of other summers where my shadows used to be.
    Counting Crows - Hard Candy

  13. adi Says:

    I’m not a huge fan, but everyone is missing the best song/album opening ever:

    Teenage angst has paid off well.
    (second line) Now I’m bored and old.

    Serve the Servants by Nirvana (first track from the album In Utero”

    Given the context off this, I have yet to see a better opening to an album or song.

  14. Heath Says:

    “sometimes you can’t get your girlfriend to cum, maybe you ate too much, drank too much, something is wrong and you can’t put your finger on it, it’s the mystery……. of the clitoris”

    “mystery of the clitoris”
    Nice Peter

  15. stacy the girl Says:

    “this is how we kill ourselves//and maybe we were wrong//but who will ever know”

    -arlington queen by stellastarr*-

  16. Richard Says:

    Wear the sunscreen. Elesclomol shit the bed..

  17. Bob Says:

    It is just wrong that we got all the way to #10 post before anyone even mentioned a Kay Hanley opening lyric, or LTC for that matter. Kay I can forgive, being the modest person that she is :), but the rest of us SUCK! We should be building up her fragile ego! lol. I hope that she is not weeping into her pillow right now because no one mentioned her lyrics. Come-on people.

    “I think I’ll close my eyes and wait as the world goes by”

  18. Don Drennon Says:

    …staying thematically consistent: “God some times you just don’t come through.”-Tori Amos

  19. Michael R Says:

    When you’re back in your old neighborhood/the cigarettes taste so good. - Wilco

  20. WickedCeltics Says:

    “Daylight savings is retarded” SHOULD be an opening line. I’ll look into it.

    GO CELTICS!

    -=Wicked Celtics
    “Wicked C.” if you’re nasty!

  21. Claire Says:

    love this idea! two of my favorites:

    “my name is satan and I’m ruining your useless life”
    -rehasher, “one shot deal”

    “so I want to kill this waitress”
    -tori amos, “waitress”

  22. Clover Says:

    Agents of the law, luckless pedestrian / I know you’re out there with rage in your eyes and your megaphones
    - Steely Dan, Don’t Take Me Alive

    Mass romantic fool, wears Foster Grants / His books on tape ring true
    - The New Pornographers, Mass Romantic

    Monster hospital, will you please release me? / You hold my hands down, I’ve been bad
    - Metric, Monster Hospital

    I ebb and you flow / It’s a bit screwed but you can’t catch my love
    - The Duke Spirit, May Day

    Bonjour, jeune fille d’en haut / Nous avons ecoutes les sons de votre amour
    - Blow, Bonjour Jeune Fille

    There’s a nail in the door and there’s glass on the lawn, tacks on the floor and the TV is on / I always sleep with my guns when you’re gone
    - Shivaree, Goodnight Moon

    Wearing nothing is divine / Naked is a state of mind
    - Lucscious Jackson, Naked Eye

    Bow down before the one you serve / You’re going to get what you deserve
    - Nine Inch Nails, Head Like A Hole (Clay)

    I can’t get to sleep, I think about the implications / Of diving in too deep, and possibly the complications *ed note YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT (incl. cover by Lazlo Bane)
    - Men At Work, Overkill

  23. Rich Says:

    “Taking off his turban, they said is this man a Jew? ‘Cause they’re working for the Clampdown”

    Clampdown by the Clash and the great Joe Strummer.

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